Misplaced Eloquence

toocooltobehipster:

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My thoughts on most of my customers.

My thoughts on most of my customers.

herwrittings:

Lip art by Paige Thompson 
Just saw this on a sign post near my house. Nawwwww.

Just saw this on a sign post near my house. Nawwwww.

MY LIFE.

MY LIFE.

My preferred method of leaving awkward situations.

My preferred method of leaving awkward situations.

“Dont move there’s a bug on you”